I have a colleague who is pre-eminent in the area of gender identity -

I sincerely hope you are all faring well, my friends. Like a few exceptions, I appear to have been spared this particular transformation.

[Filter: Jason]
Are you-

I admit. I am curious.

[Filter: Penelope]

As ever, as always, if I can be of assistance, you have only to

This has been the worst experience of my life, by virtue of the fact that the best experience of my life was embedded within it and has now been proven false.